Call me Chippy

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

kohwala:

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

#tweetlikeJaden

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

supernaturalapocalypse:

AU: Cas meets Angel!Dean and Demon!Dean…

He’s thinking of threesome. Definitely ;)

the-yolocaust:

a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does

mocking jay

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign